Tired of hearing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on an endless loop during the holiday season? We feel you! While Mariah Carey's anthem is undoubtedly catchy, there's a whole world of Christmas songs out there waiting to be discovered. From R&B, hip-hop, pop, metal, indie, blues, punk, to even genres you didn't know existed, the festive cheer has infiltrated them all. So, brace yourself for a sleigh ride through musical genres you never thought could be jingled up. We've curated a list of 7 Christmas songs so ridiculously infectious that you'll be tempted to blast them all year round.

1. "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby

Now, who could forget Bing Crosby's dreamy crooning about wanting a white Christmas? Unless you're living in a tropical paradise, there's a good chance you'll be dreaming of snow, too. But let's face it, the odds of a white Christmas these days are about as likely as finding a unicorn under the mistletoe. Still, Bing's voice is like a warm hug from a snowman, reminding us that no matter where we live, we secretly yearn for a winter wonderland. So, even though you might be sipping hot cocoa in 70-Fahrenheit Floridian weather, let's all raise a toast to Bing for making us dream of a "White Christmas." 

2. "Merry Christmas Baby" by Ike and Tina Turner

Ike and Tina Turner bring some soulful vibes to the holiday season with "Merry Christmas Baby." But let's be real, if you're rocking out to this one, you might just find yourself dancing around the living room and accidentally knocking over the Christmas tree. Picture yourself grooving to those soulful vibes, and suddenly, your living room becomes a dance floor and your feet unstoppable forces of festive chaos. You're twirling, spinning, and shimmying your way around. So, be warned, folks - this song is a party starter, so clear the space, secure the ornaments, and get ready to dance like nobody's watching.

3. "River" by Joni Mitchell

"River" by Joni Mitchell is a beautiful but bittersweet addition to our Christmas playlist. It's like the antidote to the sugary sweetness of most holiday songs. But just when you think you're navigating the river of feelings, you might find yourself capsizing into a sea of tears because, well, it's Joni Mitchell, and she's a master of feels. This song takes your holiday cheer and gently tosses it into a river of introspection. It's like sipping on hot cocoa spiked with existential crisis. You start off all introspective, nodding thoughtfully to the lyrics, thinking you've got it all together. But then, Joni's voice wraps around your heart like a Christmas sweater with an itchy tag, and suddenly, you're adrift in a sea of your own emotions. You'd swear there's a tear in your eye, but you're not entirely sure if it's from the song or the realization that you've run out of eggnog. Cheers to Joni, the Queen of Feels!

4. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" by The Jackson 5

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" by the Jackson 5 is the musical equivalent of a time machine straight to childhood. This youthful rendition of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is enough to make anyone feel like a kid again. You close your eyes, and suddenly, you're picturing a pint-sized Michael in his footie pajamas, eyes wide with anticipation, waiting for Santa's grand entrance. It's like the song comes with an instant nostalgia trip. Who needs a chimney when you've got Michael Jackson serenading Santa's arrival?

5. "O Come, O Come, Emmanuel" by Sufjan Stevens

Now, if you're looking for something a bit more contemplative, Sufjan Stevens' ethereal rendition of "O Come, O Come, Emmanuel" is the perfect choice. This song is like a musical meditation session during the holiday chaos. Sufjan Stevens set you up for some deep introspection, contemplating the true meaning of the season. He turns any holiday gathering into a spiritual quest for inner peace, leaving you pondering life's mysteries while Nonna wonders why the cranberry sauce tastes like enlightenment. So, remember to warn your guests before hitting play on this soul-soothing gem, unless you're ready for some impromptu musical meditation sessions at your Christmas party! 

6. "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" by Wizzard

Wizzard's "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" is the earworm that tempts us all to throw reason out the window and declare Christmas an eternal affair. Who in their right candy cane-covered mind wouldn't be up for that? Endless gifts, carol-singing at all hours, and the permanent sugar rush from daily eggnog indulgence. But, while the idea of year-round yuletide joy is enticing, let's face it; we'd all end up more tangled in tinsel than festive cheer. So, here's to appreciating Christmas in small, joyful doses and preserving our sanity. Cheers to moderation! 

7. "Christmas Rappin" by Kurtis Blow

Kurtis Blow's "Christmas Rappin" isn't your typical holiday tune; it's a funky, fresh take on the season. This hip-hop song feels like Santa Claus crashing a block party. And when it drops, you can't help but bob your head to the rhythm. With rhymes smoother than Santa's sleigh gliding on ice, Kurtis Blow wraps your presents with a bow of infectious beats and clever lyrics. Kurtis has turned holiday jingles into holiday bangers, and for that, he deserves a spot on the Nice List! This song is the groove that'll have you dancing, whether you're at a party or just jamming solo. Who needs a crowd when you've got Kurtis Blow to bring the party to you?

The Final Chorus

So, there you have it, a list of Christmas songs to jingle all the way. Whether you're welcoming Santa Claus into town, or pondering the meaning of life with Sufjan Stevens, remember that the magic of Christmas is in the music, the laughter, and the joy of spending time with loved ones. So, crank up the tunes, dance like nobody's watching. Wishing you a season filled with musical cheer!